All Quiz Questions for Are You Cooked?

• Question 1: What time did you legitimately try to go to sleep last night?
  Options: Before 11 PM, Midnight-ish, 2 AM, I watched the sunrise
• Question 2: How much water have you drank today?
  Options: A solid 2 liters, A glass or two, Just coffee, Does energy drink count?
• Question 3: How many alarms do you have set for the morning?
  Options: Just one, I wake up immediately, Two, just in case, Five, spaced by 5 mins, A scrolling list of 20 that I ignore
• Question 4: When was the last time you exercised?
  Options: This morning / yesterday, A few days ago, Walking to the fridge, Does carrying emotional baggage count?
• Question 5: How do you handle minor physical pain?
  Options: Take an ibuprofen and rest, Complain slightly, Ignore it until it goes away, WebMD says I have 3 days to live
• Question 6: What is your weekly average screen time?
  Options: Under 3 hours, 4-6 hours, 7-9 hours, I am one with the machine (10+ hours)
• Question 7: You open your phone to check the weather. What happens next?
  Options: I check the weather and lock it, I reply to a text quickly, I open Instagram automatically, It's been 2 hours and I'm watching rug cleaning videos
• Question 8: How many unread emails/notifs do you have?
  Options: Zero. Inbox Zero., A few dozen, Hundreds, Thousands. The red dot means nothing.
• Question 9: Do you watch videos while eating?
  Options: No, I eat mindfully, Sometimes, Always one YouTube video, I let my food get cold finding the perfect video
• Question 10: How many tabs do you have open vertically/horizontally?
  Options: Under 5, 10-20, Too many to see the icons, My browser warns about memory limits
• Question 11: Your bank account balance is looking low.
  Options: I create a strict budget, I stop eating out for a week, I just pretend it doesn't exist, I buy an iced coffee to cope
• Question 12: What's your approach to a minor inconvenience fee (e.g., $5 delivery fee)?
  Options: I'll go pick it up myself, Annoying, but I'll pay it, Add $20 more food to waive the $5 fee, Pay it, complain, then order again tomorrow
• Question 13: How do you categorize retail therapy?
  Options: An occasional treat, A bad habit, Self-care, Girl math/Boy math says it's practically free
• Question 14: Subscription services:
  Options: I only pay for what I use, I share passwords to save money, I'm subscribed to 5 I never watch, I forgot to cancel three free trials
• Question 15: When do you look at your bank account?
  Options: Daily, Weekly, Only when a card declines, I try to view it through squinted eyes
• Question 16: You have a major deadline tomorrow.
  Options: I finished it yesterday, I'm wrapping it up now, I'll do it tonight, Time to deep clean my entire apartment
• Question 17: Your laundry is done washing.
  Options: I fold it immediately, I fold it the same day, It sits in the basket for a week, The clean pile and dirty pile have merged
• Question 18: How do you respond to a somewhat stressful text?
  Options: Reply immediately, Think about it, reply in an hour, Leave it on read for a day, Draft a reply in my head and never send it
• Question 19: You need to make a phone call to customer service.
  Options: I call them right now, I schedule a time to do it, I stare at the number for 10 minutes, I'd rather pay the late fee
• Question 20: Your method of doing chores:
  Options: Scheduled and efficient, Whenever it gets messy, Panic cleaning before someone visits, Rotting in bed while feeling guilty about it
• Question 21: Plans got canceled at the last minute.
  Options: A bit disappointed, let's reschedule, Oh well, more me time, Inner peace achieved, I was praying for this outcome
• Question 22: Someone minorly critiques you.
  Options: Reflect and improve, Get slightly defensive, Hold a grudge for 5 years, Burn the bridge and salt the earth
• Question 23: How would you describe your posture right now?
  Options: Ergonomically perfect, Sitting upright, Slouching slightly, Shaped like a shrimp 🦐
• Question 24: A minor inconvenience happens.
  Options: I solve it and move on, I sigh heavily, My entire day is ruined, I declare my villain era
• Question 25: Do you romanticize your life?
  Options: I'm realistic and grounded, Sometimes on weekends, Yes, I'm the main character, I romanticize my misery
• Question 26: Do you have any hobbies?
  Options: Yes, a few healthy ones, I used to, but I'm busy, Watching other people do hobbies on TikTok, Doomscrolling is a hobby
• Question 27: How's your mental state?
  Options: Thriving, Surviving, Barely hanging on, It is what it is.
• Question 28: Your approach to dating:
  Options: Communicative and open, Trying but tired, Red flags look like carnivals, I'll die alone and I'm fine with it
• Question 29: When cooking dinner:
  Options: Meal prep is key, A sensible 30-min recipe, Girl dinner (random snacks), UberEats 4 nights a week
• Question 30: How do you handle conflict?
  Options: Open communication, Avoid it if possible, Passive aggression, Complete ghosting
• Question 31: Is your room clean?
  Options: Spotless, Mostly organized, There's a 'clothes chair', It looks like a crime scene
• Question 32: How often do you say 'I'm so tired'?
  Options: Rarely, After a long day, Every morning, It's my default greeting
• Question 33: Can you locate your keys/wallet right now?
  Options: Yes, exactly where they belong, Somewhere in the house, I have to search my pockets, I lose them at least once a day
• Question 34: Someone gives you a compliment.
  Options: Say 'Thank you!', Smile modestly, Deflect instantly, Assume they are mocking me
• Question 35: Your coffee order is:
  Options: Black coffee or water, A regular latte, Something with 5 pumps of syrup, 300mg of caffeine to feel anything
• Question 36: How do you react to minor success?
  Options: Celebrate humbly, Reward myself, Assume it was a fluke, Immediately worry about losing it
• Question 37: What's in your fridge right now?
  Options: Fresh groceries and meal prep, The basics, Condiments and half an onion, Just La Croix and desperation
• Question 38: How many alarms do you snooze?
  Options: None, I wake up right away, Maybe one, At least three, I play a dangerous game of edge-sleeping
• Question 39: Your daily steps average:
  Options: 10,000+, 5,000 - 8,000, Under 3,000, Bed -> Desk -> Couch -> Bed
• Question 40: Your relationship with time:
  Options: Always 5 mins early, Usually on time, Always running 10 mins late, Time blindness is my superpower
• Question 41: How do you respond when someone asks for direction?
  Options: Point and explain clearly, Use hands confusingly, Just say 'over there', 'I just live here I don't know anything'
• Question 42: Your phone battery is at 1%.
  Options: Charge it immediately, Look for a charger aggressively, Let it die and enjoy the peace, Keep scrolling and accept the void
• Question 43: Someone knocks on your door unexpectedly.
  Options: Answer it normally, Peek through the blinds, Drop to the floor and army crawl away, Pretend you don't exist until they leave
• Question 44: When you have to make a doctor's appointment.
  Options: Call them right now, Do it online if possible, Ask your mom/partner to do it, Just suffer instead
• Question 45: Your comfort movie/show.
  Options: Something uplifting and new, A standard sitcom, A 3-hour video essay about a game I don't play, Something I've seen 400 times while scrolling on my phone
• Question 46: How many unplayed games are in your Steam/console library?
  Options: Zero, I play what I buy, A few from sales, Dozens upon dozens, So many that buying games is my real game
• Question 47: Your approach to drinking water.
  Options: 8 glasses a day, When I'm thirsty, Liquid IV and hope, I photosynthesize off iced coffee
• Question 48: When you hear your own recorded voice.
  Options: Sounds fine to me, A little weird, but normal, Physical cringe, I want to apologize to everyone who has ever spoken to me
• Question 49: When a recipe asks you to 'chop an onion'.
  Options: Dice it perfectly, Chop it reasonably well, Cry uncontrollably, Order takeout instead
• Question 50: Your response to a text saying 'We need to talk'.
  Options: 'Sure, what's up?', Slight anxiety, Panic and review every mistake I've ever made, Assume I am going to prison
• Question 51: When you stub your toe.
  Options: Ouch!, Curse loudly, Fall over in silence, Contemplate why the universe hates me specifically
• Question 52: A group chat you are in starts popping off with 50+ messages.
  Options: Read them all and respond, Skim and drop a reaction, Mute the chat indefinitely, Mark as read and never mention it
• Question 53: Someone starts singing 'Happy Birthday' to you.
  Options: Smile and sing along, Stare at the cake happily, Look around awkwardly, Dissociate completely from my physical body
• Question 54: You find an old photo of yourself from 5 years ago.
  Options: 'Aww, memories', 'Look how young I was', 'Why did I wear that', Destroy this evidence immediately
• Question 55: When you drop food on the floor.
  Options: Throw it away immediately, 5-second rule, If it's dry it's fine, Only God can judge me
• Question 56: Your reaction to a mild headache.
  Options: Drink water, Take an Advil, Take a 3-hour nap, Google my symptoms and start drafting my will
• Question 57: Someone asks 'How are you?'
  Options: 'I am doing well, thanks', 'Good, you?', 'Living the dream', 'I am currently perceiving reality'
• Question 58: The WiFi goes down for 5 minutes.
  Options: Read a book, Use cellular data, Restart the router aggressively, Stare at the wall and question my existence
• Question 59: You walk into a room and forget why.
  Options: Retrace my steps methodically, Shrug and leave, Stand there confused for 2 solid minutes, Assume a sim player canceled my action